Pagan Hospital

Before we start you need to know that this is not Reiki but QUANTUM ENERGY HEALING but the only difference is mine is more powerful. So if you Google  DISTANCE REIKI then you will quickly get the idea.
So how can anyone heal at distance let alone carry out cut and sew surgery and pharmaceutical essence medication?        
WELL! IT IS ALL DONE IN THE MIND! 
You do not have to believe I can heal you - just so long as I do - AND I DO!
The physical body is only a symptom of the spiritual body and if the spiritual body is sick or injured then the physical body is not long catching up.  The spiritual body is able to leave the physical body coming out on the silver chord somewhat like an elastic bungee rope. I then bring the spiritual body into the same room as me - put in on an operating table and start work before putting it back fully healed and intact. (and you probably never even missed it) the cut -sew and weld bit is done with different coloured  laser pens and there are 6 of them each doing a different job.
As for medication essence - I clone the required medication or medications from my own unique alternative pharmacy and download the essence into a metal dog tag which is then worn next to the skin. It works much along the same lines as an anti-smoking patch. On the tag engraved-  is the Patient's name - age (if under 21)- approx location. also the name of the prescribed non pharmaceutical medication/s - the strength - the dose - and the length of course.
In the event of critical trauma injury or illness then I can immediately apply A LIFE SUPPORT PROGRAM and a STABILIZATION PROGRAM and then apply a more relaxed healing program - and all done at distance. All I need for that is patient's name and approximate location. I will then psychically track them and apply a virtual reality protocol. The length of time the life support is valid for depends on the cause of need but is usually not more than a week.
I have a saying 'IF THEY GET TO ME ALIVE - THEN THEY ARE SURE TO SURVIVE.' The modern medical phenomena of a 1 hour window of ABSENCE OF LIFE  has been extended by me to 7 days by a virtual brain freeze, but return of life requires a body capable of sustaining life and obviously if the patient has been hit by a train or jumped from the top of a high-rise then not much is going to work for them. If the spirit of the dead body is not interested in coming back in, then all is not lost and a WALK-IN can usually be arranged. TRUE! you do not have the same person back other than their living body but the walk-in has access to the memory banks of the previous occupant and after some confusion over identity the walk-in will settle down as if they had been there all the time.
OK!  down to brass tacks.
PSYCHIC SURGERY or HEALING only requires PHYSICAL MONEY up to 7 days beyond a successful result (failure to pay will suspend the healing and the patient will just go back to where they were before my intervention. If you decide to pay then the healing will be reinstated.)
No special preparations are required by the patient but a seriously ill patient or a critically brain injured person may require  anything up to 16 hours intensive surgery . LIFE THREATENING TRAUMA SURGERY will only very-very  occasionally go above that and the norm for most surgery is around 6 hours. +The big difference is being healing thereafter is very rapid and major surgery will only take a matter of a few days or even hours before the patient is back on their feet leading a normal life.
I would like to put in here a short sentence about PAIN-CONTROL. If you are in pain it is there to tell you something is wrong and probably very wrong and killing the pain - and not fixing the cause  is something I will leave to modern medicine. IT IS JUST NOT DONE!
COSMETIC SURGERY including excess weight and indeed anything  where there is any LIFE CHANGING EFFECT is treated the same as URGENT BUT NOT CRITICAL. Just do not ask for a nose or boob-job while I am in the middle of saving someone's life.
SPARE PART SURGERY 
THIS IS ABOUT AS CONTROVERSIAL AS IT COMES!
THE HUMAN BODY IS LIKE AN AUTOMOTIVE FAILURE AND I KEEP A HUGE STOCK OF PSYCHIC SECONDHAND PARTS FROM MY TWO ENERGY SCRAP YARDS AS WELL AS A NEW PARTS FACTORSHIP.
NEED A KIDNEY? NO PROBLEM!
NEED NEW LUNGS?  NO PROBLEM!
NEED NEW EYES?  NO PROBLEM!
NEED AN UNSOZZELED LIVER? NO PROBLEM!
GOT A BROKEN HEART? NO PROBLEM!
I EVEN KEEP WORKING BRAINS UP FOR SALE.
WE REALLY ARE THE ONE STOP MEDICAL ENERGY SHOP

MEDICATION is a very complex procedure. If you have been doctor prescribed then tell me what for(not what you were prescribed unless you don't know what it was for but i will require symptoms)  and I will do the rest but the onus is on you to get it right.
If you are ill but do not have a diagnosis - I CAN DO THAT. with the recommended prescription passed over to me by my pharmacist wife. Where we will prescribe  MY OWN UNIQUE BRAND OF ALTERNATIVE ENERGY MEDICINE - WHICH IS BETTER - MORE EFFECTIVE - QUICKER EFFECT  AND HAS NO KNOWN SIDE-EFFECTS. If you wish to continue taking your doctor prescribed medicine (no problem in fact i recommend you do) I can prescribe an ANTI-SIDE EFFECT  medicine -  again of my own making.
LET ME EMPHASISE THAT THERE IS NO PHYSICAL MEDICINE AND ALL YOU WILL GET IS A METAL DOGTAG CONTAINING THE ESSENCE OF THE REQUIRED ENERGY MEDICINE. So before you tell me I do not have a licence or pharmaceutical permission to prescribe medication maybe you would like to quote the law word for word that I am not allowed to clone energy and prescribe a dogtag for whatever ailment you may have.  THIS IS NO SCAM! You have 7 days after successful treatment to pay. if you want to say it was not successful then there is no need to pay at all, but the patient's health will return to where they were before my intervention.
ADDICTIONS can be put on hold by the relevant dogtag and just as long as you wear it then all will be well. It does take a few hours to settle in AND LIKE CHANGING A LIGHT-BULB CHANGE 1 YOU BLOW 6 MORE,  and it becomes necessary to go through all the most likely addictions the patient is at risk of and cover them too. It is easy enough to add to the tag at distance if anything raises its ugly head at any time.
NARCOTICS and ABUSE of prescribed medication. I do not want to spoil your fun but the psychic medication is tailored to your illness and will simply not work for recreational pleasure. SO DON'T EVEN TRY YOU WILL JUST BE WASTING YOUR MONEY.
So saying those with MENTAL ILLNESSES such as depression, THE MEDICATION WILL WORK.  and will act as a leveller and you will not go manic and you certainly will not go down.

ANOREXIA like most mental illnesses is a question of a balancing act and too much corrective energy is just as bad as too little but it can be fixed if I put in a fixed balance but that is just holding the problem off - not fixing it.
SCHIZOPHRENIA  or the hearing of unwanted voices is also catered for but you really do have to want rid of them because if you call them in they will keep coming back.
ALZHEIMER'S SYNDROME AND MEMORY LOSS. Not only can I reverse it now - but I can recapture all the lost memories that occurred from the onset of the illness
If you are at risk of ABUSE then I can put in place a psychic shield but this should only be treated as a temporary measure as everything will just go over your head and leave you feeling like an observer of life rather than a participant and therefore is put in on 6 month lots being renewable if need be.  
FLAWS IN CHARACTER can be addressed but do not ask unless you are prepared for change.
Which leads us to ASKING FOR TREATMENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE. You can - but it is always better to have their permission but you will catch the bill not them. 

There is such a thing as REVERSE MEDICINE where you ask to get at or hit someone else. I do not advise it as it has a built in mirror and just bounds back on you. (eventually unless you are a Servant of Karma)

SO THE COST OF MEDICATION? 
Unlike modern pharmaceuticals - ENERGY MEDICINE all comes in at the same price and works out at a onetime payment of UK£10  per item - For doubting Thomas's I can provide a FREE 7 day trial distance prescription that does not cure anything but is designed to make you feel real good about yourself and let you see if this is something you want to proceed with. But even then after a few days if you decide it is not for you then I will refund your investment and you just go back to the way you were before you started the course. 
NOT ALL! BUT MOST ENERGY MEDICATION IS LONG TERM AND AS LONG AS YOU ARE WEARING THE TAG THE PROBLEM WILL NOT RETURN. You could say they are ADDICTIVE but the only thing you will be addicted to is GOOD HEALTH. This idea came from the ancient Chinese doctors who had their patients pay to be kept in good health and if the patient got sick then they would stop paying the doctor and you can bet that severely hit his income.   AND YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THE DOCTOR DID WHAT EVER IT TOOK TO KEEP HIS PATIENTS WELL.         SO PATIENT NOT WELL!  -  DOCTOR NOT EAT!

I WILL NORMALLY PUT IN ENERGY UP TO 1 YEAR'S PRESCRIPTION UNLESS IT IS A SIMPLE COMPLAINT THEN I WILL LIMIT THE COURSE TO FIT THE NEED. THE MEDICATION IS PROGRAMMED IN TO GIVE THE CORRECT DOSE AT THE CORRECT TIME OVER THE CORRECT LENGTH OF THE COURSE. SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO GO BEYOND THE 1 YEAR LIFE OF THE TAG - I CAN ALSO RENEW THE ENERGY AT DISTANCE AT THE SAME COST. SO ALL IT TAKES IS AN EMAIL REQUEST.
THE TAG WILL START WORKING THE MINUTE IT TOUCHES YOUR SKIN AND IT IS STRONGLY SUGGESTED YOU DO NOT TAKE IT OFF FOR ANYTHING AS IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT AS IF YOU SUDDENLY STOPPED YOUR PHYSICAL MEDICATION. you do not have to wait until you get your tag as i send a virtual tag that starts ON RECEIPT OF PAYMENT (£10) THE TAG WILL then BE POSTED OUT BY THE FASTEST SERVICE I CAN FIND FREE OF ANY FURTHER POSTAGE OR PACKING CHARGE. BUT REMEMBER THE TAG IS PSYCHICALLY TUNED TO THE ORIGINAL PATIENT'S ENERGY AND WILL SELF ENERGY CANCEL  if you try to pass them on someone else regardless if they have the same symptoms or same  problem.
PAYMENT FOR SURGERY. TIME - LABOUR - ENERGY - SPARE PARTS IF NEEDED AND ANY RELATED DISTANCE MEDICINES SUCH AS PAIN KILLERS OR ANAESTHETICS. ALL A THING OF THE PAST! A NEW SYSTEM BASED ON THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF ENERGY USED COST IS IN PLACE AND WORKS OUT AT UK £20 FOR EVERY 6 MINUTES OF APPLIED ENERGY. THAT IS NOT CONTINUOUS RUNNING. A UNIT RUNS FOR 6 MINUTES AND 6 MINUTES ONLY AND IF I USED 5 UNITS THAT IS UK£100
IT IS ASSUMED THAT THE PATIENT HAS ALREADY ACCESSED MEDICAL TREATMENT AND IT HAS FAILED TO GET THE DESIRED RESULT (but does not have to be so you may decide to bypass conventional medicine and come straight to me.). I WILL OPERATE UP FRONT GIVING YOU AN ESTIMATED COST AND ON COMPLETION SEND YOU THE FINAL BILL THAT WILL ONLY NEED PAYING IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY SATISFIED WITH THE RESULT. BUT IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY PLEASE GET IN TOUCH AND KEEP ME UP TO DATE AND I WILL RENDER ADDITIONAL FREE HEALING SHOULD IT BE NEEDED FOR THE ORIGINAL PROBLEM UNTIL HE/SHE IS BACK TO GOOD HEALTH. 

FINALLY!
I GUARANTEE A SUITABLE AND EFFECTIVE  SOLUTION TO ANY PROBLEM -MENTAL - PHYSICAL - EMOTIONAL. or you do not pay a penny
CAN MODERN MEDICINE DO THAT?                               
I THINK NOT!

PS
I am an extreme trauma surgeon -  my wife is the doctor/pharmacist.
I specialize in cases that have been pronounced terminal or hopeless. My wife specializes in medicinal essence but i always personally check every tag before it is sent out
Even if you have a physical birth defect -or a life threatening morbese weight problem - we are here to help. Do not be afraid to ask.
We are real good at what we do.
AND REMEMBER CONSULTATIONS ARE FREE!
BUT BE WARNED! please do not even think about playing silly buggers as i will just mirror back your supposed symptoms at you.
I AM A PSYCHIC FIRST - HEALER SECOND


TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH AND PAIN FREE LIFE
Nick Devlin
&
Elizabeth Pagan

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